Blogging is #fun and #cool!
"are you one of those dramatic gays?"
shout out to Leo for not initiating mass murder right then and there
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
Love is lame tbh, it only gets you like 7 points in scrabble
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.